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[link] The Magnificent Bastard Project[link] Four quotes regarding memoirs
THE YELLOW HOUSE
[link] Where it began ...[link] Where it began ... (Part 2)
[link] Between a rock and a hard place since 1965
[link] Paradise
[link] Paradise (Part 2)
[link] Pig at the party
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[link] First schooldays[link] First schooldays (Part 2)
[link] My accident
[link] My accident (Part 2)
MIDDLE SCHOOL
[link] Strange love[link] Strange love (Part 2)
[link] The vicious beating of Bernhard Ö.
SECONDARY SCHOOL
[link] Rebels[link] My friend Tommy
[link] My friend Tommy (Part 2)
[link] My friend Tommy (Part 3)
[link] Beyond Visual Arts
THE UNIVERSITY OF VIENNA
[link] The suitcase and The Rat[link] Yugoslavia
[link] Yugoslavia (Part 2)
[link] Yugoslavia (Part 3)
[link] Yugoslavia (Part 4)
Adventures on the Reeperbahn
THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA -- THE EARLY YEARS
[link] The battle of the halfwits[link] The battle of the halfwits (Part 2)
[link] The battle of the halfwits (Part 3)
[link] "It's entirely your own fault ..."
[link] "It's entirely your own fault ..." (Part 2)
THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA -- THE POSTDOC YEARS
[link] The fish that weren't there[link] The fish that weren't there (Part 2)
Letter to a president
TALES FROM THE BORG CUBE
The good employee's dilemmaThe devil's advocate's rebellion
[link] Budget day or The tale of the villagers and the pie
Retreat of clowns
The Senate Budget Comedy
The day I got sacked